Oh, between you telling him I wanted to have a fling, and me putting out on the first date… oh he’s so going to get the wrong idea.

And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week, courtesy of Rachel Green back when she still slept with guys on the first date.

Yeah, last time I slept at Pete’s we just watched a movie. Of us. That we’d made earlier

And that, my friends, is this week’s Friends’ quote of the week by Monica Geller, who appears to be the kind of girl who won’t say no to much else.

We’re working, we’re moving, we’re in the zone, we’re grooving!

And that, my friends, is what we call this week’s Friends’ quote of the week courtesy of Monica Geller during a workout motivational high!

Quotes of the Week: Nov. 23rd – 29th, 2009

Estas son las quotes de esta semana:

Seinfeld:

“I’ve been searching for someone a long time. Well, the search is over! And now the search for the right psychiatrist begins.” George

Will and Grace:

Will: Did I just scream like a woman?
Grace: Don’t flatter yourself. You scream like a girl.

Coupling:

“Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind? Make all women telepathic [then they would kill all males]” – Jeff

How I Met Your Mother:

Lily (to Barney): Youuuuu … sonofabeetch!

Friends:

“Grandma’s chicken salad!” -Joey Tribbiani

Big Bang Theory:

Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic. -Sheldon.

Two and a Half Men:

Charlie: But, when it comes to penises, I’m pretty clear the only one I want winking at me is my own!

Y la pregunta es…

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Quote of The Week Addendum

I could be all ruler of the universe Quote of the Week and rule on the proposal for acceptable Quote of the Week material, but I’m drinking diet coke, which puts me in a good mood. Ergo, I decided to put this to a voting and be all about democracy!

Así que tomen esta oportunidad para votar ya que no siempre estaré de buen humor.

La propuesta es:

El material aceptable para un Quote of the Week será proveniente del show, incluyendo versiones extendidas. No se aceptará material extraído de bloopers, libros o spin-offs.

PS, please don’t stage a coup against me.

Quotes of the Week: Nov. 9 – 15th, 2009

Estas son las quotes de esta semana, donde tenemos una nueva serie (IT Crowd) pero extrañaremos a otra muy querida (How I met your mother):

Seinfeld:

George: What kind of a person are you?
Jerry: I think I’m pretty much like you, only successful.

Will and Grace:

Karen: Gosh, I don’t think that I’ve ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I’ve got practically no responsibilities, my job’s a breeze and I’ve got a killer rack! Good morning!

Coupling:

“Lesbians are porn efficient! It’s sex with a greater density of women! Porn-wise lesbians are like a jam sandwich without the sandwich and just the jam.” – Jeff Murdoch

IT Crowd:

“We don’t need no education!…
Moss: Yes you do. You’ve just used a double negative.”

Friends:

“Just three?!? I’m dilated three!” -Ross Geller

Big Bang Theory:

I’d rather swim buck naked across the Ganges river with a paper cut on my nipple than work with you. Rajesh

Two and a Half Men:

Charlie: First of all, that little boy loves you… And second of all, just cause your wife decides she doesn’t want to sleep with men, it doesn’t make you a bad husband, though I wouldn’t brag about it.

Y la pregunta es…

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Quote of the Week: October 26th – November 1st, 2009

Estas son las quotes de esta semana:

Seinfeld:

People don’t turn down money. It’s what separates us from the animals. – Seinfeld

Will and Grace:

Jack: The ratings for Jack Talk came in. We got a 17 rating and a 10 share.
Grace: Wow!
Will: In this case that means 17 people watched and 10 of them dressed as Cher.

Coupling:

“Women think we are normal. Like them. Cause we talk to them like normal people. We say ‘Hello’, ‘How are you’, ‘Haven’t seen you in this place before’, ‘What kind of music do YOU like?’ But all the time we are thinking of their breasts and in our brains we’ve got that word on a loop. If we ever lost control for a second, we’d all start shouting ‘breasts, breasts, breasts, breaastsss’…” – Jeff Murdoch

HIMYM:

How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple, the rules for girls are the same as gremlins. Rule number one: never get them wet. In other words, don’t let her take a shower in your place. Rule number two: keep them away from sunlight. i.e don’t ever see them during the day. And rule number three: never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn’t sleep over and you don’t have breakfast with her, ever – Barney Stinson

Friends:

“Stupid British snack food!” -Ross Geller

Big Bang Theory:

Wolowitz: Raj, there’s no place for truth on the Internet.

Two and a Half Men:

Alan: Poor Satan. He’ll come for your soul but he’ll leave empty-handed.

Y la pregunta es…

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Quote of the Week: October 12th – October 18th, 2009

Estas son las quotes de esta semana:

Seinfeld:

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you’ll wind up naked. -Seinfeld

Will and Grace:

If you’re looking for your Aunt Karen, she’s not here. She doesn’t work on days that end with…”day.” -Grace

Coupling:

“Having a bottom is living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we’re looking the other way. ” -Sally

HIMYM:

“You know, Ted, it’s been four years. She could be engaged, or married, or, God forbid, fat.” -Barney

Friends:

“Never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body!” -Monica Geller

Big Bang Theory:

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. -Sheldon

Two and a Half Men:

I slept with a woman who wanted to be a man. Or, I slept with a man in a woman’s body. Or, and this is my new favorite and the title of my autobiography, my mom and I slept with the same dude!

Y la pregunta es…

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Quote of the Week: September 28th – October 4th

Estas son las quotes de esta semana:

Seinfeld:

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp.
People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that’s a fantasy camp. -George

Will and Grace:

[Karen to the Doctor who applies Botox]: Ha ha! Oh, Doc, too bad your comedy is lost on people with dead faces.

Coupling:

“Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray…? Make all women telepathic. Because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they would kill us all on the spot. Men are not people – we are disgustoids in human form.” – Jeff

HIMYM:

“Discouraging pre-marital sex is against my Religion” – Barney Stinson

Friends:

“Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!” -Ross Geller

Big Bang Theory:

There’s always a chance that alcohol and poor judgment on her part may lead to a wonderful evening.

Two and a Half Men:

Charlie: I’ll admit you’re kookie Judith. But compared to our mother you’re like a fart in a hurricane.

Y la pregunta es…

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