Quotes of the Week: Nov. 9 – 15th, 2009

Estas son las quotes de esta semana, donde tenemos una nueva serie (IT Crowd) pero extrañaremos a otra muy querida (How I met your mother):

Seinfeld:

George: What kind of a person are you?
Jerry: I think I’m pretty much like you, only successful.

Will and Grace:

Karen: Gosh, I don’t think that I’ve ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I’ve got practically no responsibilities, my job’s a breeze and I’ve got a killer rack! Good morning!

Coupling:

“Lesbians are porn efficient! It’s sex with a greater density of women! Porn-wise lesbians are like a jam sandwich without the sandwich and just the jam.” – Jeff Murdoch

IT Crowd:

“We don’t need no education!…
Moss: Yes you do. You’ve just used a double negative.”

Friends:

“Just three?!? I’m dilated three!” -Ross Geller

Big Bang Theory:

I’d rather swim buck naked across the Ganges river with a paper cut on my nipple than work with you. Rajesh

Two and a Half Men:

Charlie: First of all, that little boy loves you… And second of all, just cause your wife decides she doesn’t want to sleep with men, it doesn’t make you a bad husband, though I wouldn’t brag about it.

Y la pregunta es…

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