Quotes of the Week: Nov. 23rd – 29th, 2009

Noviembre 23, 2009

Estas son las quotes de esta semana:

  • Seinfeld:
  • “I’ve been searching for someone a long time. Well, the search is over! And now the search for the right psychiatrist begins.” George

  • Will and Grace:
  • Will: Did I just scream like a woman?
    Grace: Don’t flatter yourself. You scream like a girl.

  • Coupling:
  • “Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind? Make all women telepathic [then they would kill all males]” – Jeff

  • How I Met Your Mother:
  • Lily (to Barney): Youuuuu … sonofabeetch!

  • Friends:
  • “Grandma’s chicken salad!” -Joey Tribbiani

  • Big Bang Theory:
  • Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic. -Sheldon.

  • Two and a Half Men:
  • Charlie: But, when it comes to penises, I’m pretty clear the only one I want winking at me is my own!

    Y la pregunta es…

    Vote away!


    Grandma’s chicken salad!

    Noviembre 23, 2009

    And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week!

    (Léase con tonito de Grandma’s chicken salad): Friends’ quote of the week!


    Quote of The Week Addendum

    Noviembre 16, 2009

    I could be all ruler of the universe Quote of the Week and rule on the proposal for acceptable Quote of the Week material, but I’m drinking diet coke, which puts me in a good mood. Ergo, I decided to put this to a voting and be all about democracy!

    Así que tomen esta oportunidad para votar ya que no siempre estaré de buen humor.

    La propuesta es:

    El material aceptable para un Quote of the Week será proveniente del show, incluyendo versiones extendidas. No se aceptará material extraído de bloopers, libros o spin-offs.

    PS, please don’t stage a coup against me.


    Was it like a sneeze only better?

    Noviembre 16, 2009

    And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week.


    Quotes of the Week: Nov. 9 – 15th, 2009

    Noviembre 9, 2009

    Estas son las quotes de esta semana, donde tenemos una nueva serie (IT Crowd) pero extrañaremos a otra muy querida (How I met your mother):

  • Seinfeld:
  • George: What kind of a person are you?
    Jerry: I think I’m pretty much like you, only successful.

  • Will and Grace:
  • Karen: Gosh, I don’t think that I’ve ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I’ve got practically no responsibilities, my job’s a breeze and I’ve got a killer rack! Good morning!

  • Coupling:
  • “Lesbians are porn efficient! It’s sex with a greater density of women! Porn-wise lesbians are like a jam sandwich without the sandwich and just the jam.” – Jeff Murdoch

  • IT Crowd:
  • “We don’t need no education!…
    Moss: Yes you do. You’ve just used a double negative.”

  • Friends:
  • “Just three?!? I’m dilated three!” -Ross Geller

  • Big Bang Theory:
  • I’d rather swim buck naked across the Ganges river with a paper cut on my nipple than work with you. Rajesh

  • Two and a Half Men:
  • Charlie: First of all, that little boy loves you… And second of all, just cause your wife decides she doesn’t want to sleep with men, it doesn’t make you a bad husband, though I wouldn’t brag about it.

    Y la pregunta es…

    Vote away!


    Just three?!? I’m dilated three!

    Noviembre 9, 2009

    And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week.


    That’s fucking fire you jagoff!

    Noviembre 2, 2009

    And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week, which comes to us from the Friends’ gag reel!