Estas son las quotes de esta semana:
People don’t turn down money. It’s what separates us from the animals. – Seinfeld
Jack: The ratings for Jack Talk came in. We got a 17 rating and a 10 share.
Grace: Wow!
Will: In this case that means 17 people watched and 10 of them dressed as Cher.
“Women think we are normal. Like them. Cause we talk to them like normal people. We say ‘Hello’, ‘How are you’, ‘Haven’t seen you in this place before’, ‘What kind of music do YOU like?’ But all the time we are thinking of their breasts and in our brains we’ve got that word on a loop. If we ever lost control for a second, we’d all start shouting ‘breasts, breasts, breasts, breaastsss’…” – Jeff Murdoch
How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple, the rules for girls are the same as gremlins. Rule number one: never get them wet. In other words, don’t let her take a shower in your place. Rule number two: keep them away from sunlight. i.e don’t ever see them during the day. And rule number three: never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn’t sleep over and you don’t have breakfast with her, ever – Barney Stinson
“Stupid British snack food!” -Ross Geller
Wolowitz: Raj, there’s no place for truth on the Internet.
Alan: Poor Satan. He’ll come for your soul but he’ll leave empty-handed.
Y la pregunta es…
Vote away!
Octubre 26, 2009 a las 3:13 pm
Btw, Coupling’s quote makes me think that men are not only stupid, but quite sad as well.