Quote of the Week: September 28th – October 4th

Estas son las quotes de esta semana:

Seinfeld:

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp.
People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that’s a fantasy camp. -George

Will and Grace:

[Karen to the Doctor who applies Botox]: Ha ha! Oh, Doc, too bad your comedy is lost on people with dead faces.

Coupling:

“Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray…? Make all women telepathic. Because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they would kill us all on the spot. Men are not people – we are disgustoids in human form.” – Jeff

HIMYM:

“Discouraging pre-marital sex is against my Religion” – Barney Stinson

Friends:

“Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!” -Ross Geller

Big Bang Theory:

There’s always a chance that alcohol and poor judgment on her part may lead to a wonderful evening.

Two and a Half Men:

Charlie: I’ll admit you’re kookie Judith. But compared to our mother you’re like a fart in a hurricane.

Y la pregunta es…

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