Quote of the Week: September 28th – October 4th

Estas son las quotes de esta semana:

Seinfeld:

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp.
People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that’s a fantasy camp. -George

Will and Grace:

[Karen to the Doctor who applies Botox]: Ha ha! Oh, Doc, too bad your comedy is lost on people with dead faces.

Coupling:

“Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of human kind if you were a space alien with a special kind of mind ray…? Make all women telepathic. Because if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they would kill us all on the spot. Men are not people – we are disgustoids in human form.” – Jeff

HIMYM:

“Discouraging pre-marital sex is against my Religion” – Barney Stinson

Friends:

“Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!” -Ross Geller

Big Bang Theory:

There’s always a chance that alcohol and poor judgment on her part may lead to a wonderful evening.

Two and a Half Men:

Charlie: I’ll admit you’re kookie Judith. But compared to our mother you’re like a fart in a hurricane.

Y la pregunta es…

Vote away!

Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!

And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week!

The loser you did it with 298 times!

Where Dr Stevie’s speech happens

You’ve been rickrolled by Carlos… AND ME! Bitches!

Where Stevie wears another funny outfit happens

Y aún así, está mejor que el outfit que usó en los ESPYs del año pasado…

Anyway, el outfit fue gracias a que le dieron un título honorario de Doctor en Leyes en la Universidad de Victoria. Por si no recuerdan, Stevie creció en Victoria, BC.

Stevie dijo esto respecto a su nuevo título.

“at which I spent not a lot of time studying . . .”

Such a role model! And so dreamy! Stevie!

Más detalles aquí.

Así que ya saben, de ahora en adelante nos tendremos que referir a él como Dr. Stevie! Y yo aprovecho también esta oportunidad para darle el título de Doctor in Hotness (shut up, Ili).

Congratulations, Dr. Steve Nash. P… H… D!

Pivot!

And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week!

PIVOT!!!

Seven!

Oh yeah, that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week!

I floss to save lives!

And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week!