I invite you to count the colors in your bedroom. Except for you. You go away.

And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week!

I couldn’t count the colors in my bedroom… I don’t have enough fingers.

Where Shaq’s a Cav happens

I can’t wait for Shaq to start calling Lebron his little brother… and I can’t wait to see the Alpha Dog fight for who gets to come up with the gag for player intros. There’s going to be drama…

And you all thought Stevie would be the one going to Cleveland.

Oh yeah, the Suns get Ben Wallace, Sasha Pavlovic, the 46th pick in this year’s draft and half a million dollars. Out of all of these, the most likely to see playing time is the half a million dollars.

In the meantime, Steve Kerr recently had a meeting in NYC with Steve Nash and his agent but there were no news coming out of that. Rumors say that Stevie will wait to see what happens to the team in the off season before agreeing to a contract extension, which, let’s face it, looks very unrealistic at this point.

More details here.

Where Nowitzki drops the soup happens

Sí, Nowitzki finalmente soltó la sopa sobre su romance con Cristal Taylor y confirmó eso de que la conoció cuando ella marcó su número por equivocación. Al inicio tuvieron sólo una amistad por teléfono/Interné hasta que un día decidieron verse y todo salió bien! Hasta que Nowitzki se enteró que había mentido sobre su nombre y habían órdenes de arresto en su contra.

Nowitzki dice además que, a pesar de los momentos difíciles que ha pasado, no descarta enamorarse de nueva cuenta algún día y tener pequeños Dirks corriendo por ahí… Oh, God! Please no!!!!

Más detalles aquí en alemán y aquí en inglés.

We’re gonna give you hypothetical maid of honor situations and you will be scored on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the highest.

-No, 10 is the highest.
-Why is 10 the highest?
-Because it’s the highest.

And all of that is this week’s Friends’ quote of the week!

Aww, look at Joey trying to use the German grading system.

Where single dad Nowitzki happens

Pues resúltase ser que Nowitzki metió papeles para solicitar la custodia total de su hijo con Cristal Taylor, en caso de ser suyo.

Yo digo que se la den a Nowitzki y que le den su reality show. Imagínense a Nowitzki cambiando pañales!!!

Poquitos más detalles aquí.

Where amazing did not happen

Congratulations, coach Phil, on getting your tenth ring as a coach, eleventh overall. Btw, nice way of sticking it to the Celtics by not only winning the championship but by taking away Red Auerbach’s record as well in the process.

Well, last weekend… would be two months… since I stopped trying

And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week!

Salmon skin roll

And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week.

It serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I can’t even return them, because she choked on the reciept!

And that’s this week’s Friends’ quote of the week.

Always remember to keep your condom receipts in a safe place where people can’t choke on them.

You talk to god, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.

And that’s this month’s non-Friends quote of the month!

Como no encontré un video del quote, sólo imagínense a House diciéndolo… o renten el episodio de “House vs. God”.